[MY] Sexiest Man Alive.

So, this is for all of you haters out there… Regardless of how you might feel about him, he is (and always will be) the Most Sexy Man Alive. Johnny Depp (John Christopher Depp), who has played the strangest roles most have ever seen and worked alongside the weirdest movie producer alive (the infamous Tim Burton) in movies like Edward Scissorhands (1990), Charlie and The Chocolate Factory (2005), and most recently Alice In Wonderland (to be released in 2010), is simply misunderstood by the people who have never truly tried to understand him. I for one never had to try; he instantly drew me in (scary make-up and all). At his 46 years, I’d marry him if I could! I mean, LOOK AT HIM!! Before high school, my mother had been the only person to understand my….fascination…with Johnny. NO, I am not obsessed. I guarantee you that… But he is my favorite actor overall and not even dubbed by me, but by AMERICA as the Sexiest Man Alive. (He’s Not Even a First Timer! lol)

Some things I just wanna say before I go:

• Just because he has played in a few…flamboyant…roles [like Capt. Jack Sparrow in the Pirates of the Caribbean Trilogy), does not make him GAY. It makes him comfortable with his sexuality and a great actor… BTW, until you see him kissing another man and you can show me evi, you can SHUT IT… 
• His style is incredible and fits him perfectly. I dig it.
• Ok, so he’s an alchi. AND, you probably are too. Leave him alone!
• His tattoos are amazing, especially the sparrow and the sun on his right forearm.
• His ‘stach is HOT!
• I Love Him!  <3

Now, bring me that horizon.

-John Christopher Depp-